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Jokes ... (October 4, 2009 Issue 2)

October 4 2009
11:46

Teacher in a kindergarten asks:
- Children, call home four-legged friend. Who can? That's you, Sasha, tell me!
- The bed!
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Leonid Yakubovich continues to persuade people that the "Moskvich" - is the brand name "BO!" That "IL" - is here to stay, and he still rides on a simple, non-galvanized jeep.
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Kolobok thoughts on their wedding night:
- Oh, Grandma bastard nedolepila!
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- Lieutenant! I heard that a lady can you even say a few salty words directed?!
- Yes, ma'am. Here you have the clitoris as a cucumber.
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Are you a Jew?
Never - 10.40%
Almost - 10.42%
Yes - 37.64%
Why do you ask? - 41.53%
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Come home, son 3Dfh toys to play (something like an auto racing).
- Wow! Vova, what a beautiful toy, cars out there ... landscape vaasche ... only here the road a bit too unnaturally smooth ...
- A road not Russified ...
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In the eyes of hundreds of onlookers Hercules Dynamite pulled teeth, a commuter train at a distance of 8 kilometers - from the station platform to Lyubertsy Malakhovka. Incidentally, this is the first time that train came on time.
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- Are there too many we are undertaking? - President asked sternly at his surroundings.
Ashamed companions exchanged glances and quickly cleared away the extra bottle of vodka.

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