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August 4 2009

- I myself eat a little, but zhireyu when they eat more.
- What's the secret?
- I'm just a restaurant owner.
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In academic home at three o'clock bell rings. Sleepy Academy
- Hello? Who is it?
Voice answers:
- Someone who, dick in a leather coat!
The next night the same story. On the third night in advance Academician
prepared speech. As soon as the phone rang at three o'clock in the morning
Academy picks up the receiver and yells:
- Yes, you already get in a jam, goat's mug, and went on dick, I realized, you bastard?
- Nikolai Petrovich, what's the matter?
Academician, confused, asks:
- Oh, sorry, who is it?
- Someone who, dick in a leather coat!
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The largest member in the film:
(H) - an actor with a small mustache, unclean,
(A) - a negro, for reasons of political correctness,
(P) - all are equally great, thanks to roll up in head
still in the Army from BELAZovskogo ball bearing.

At the twentieth minute of the movie suddenly comes:
(H) - phone wizard, which of the clothing was only twenty meters of cable,
(A) - a traveling salesman with a dildo "Mad woodpecker, a manufacturer of
falloimmitatorov - the official sponsor of the film,
(P) - Parents movie director. Prior to mounting the gluing can have time to see
as an elderly woman fainted.

The woman at the moment of passion:
(H) - shouting: das ist fiction! (In Polish dubbing phrase is "You slit
The Best! ")
(A) - sings the American national anthem (the first verse)
(P) - yelling: ending soon, I set off late!

Appearance actresses:
(H) - is that the only opportunity for them to fuck - to play in
porno movie,
(A) - not possible to determine due to the fact that the head of the actress ever
shut her swollen from silicone breast
(P) - better not look closely, not to find a wife or niece.

Anal sex is:
(H) - a logical continuation of the scheme - oral sex - Traditional -
Anal - dodrachil and finished on the back.
(A) - a national tradition that dates back to weekdays, lonely cowboys of the wild
West and their cows.
(P) - a consequence of a drunken mistake heavily intoxicated actor.

After the shooting semen:
(H) - wiped wipes,
(A) - is collected in special containers and sent to the underdeveloped
the country as humanitarian assistance,
(P) - proceeds to the neighbors through the ceiling and causes a scandal with a call

Favorite subject:
(H) - Russian Story (Catherine, Rasputin)
(A) - gang rape. After 9/11/2001 the victim usually grimiruetsya
by Bin Laden.
(P) - people are going to have sex.

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