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Jokes ... (June 4, 2009 Issue 2)

June 4 2009
11:35

Teacher in a kindergarten asks:
- Guys, call of some very evil beast.
Children:
- Wolf ... Tiger ... lion ... Leopard ...
Vovochka:
- Krokolev.
- Vovochka, is there such a beast? - Asks the teacher - as
does he look like?
- It's a beast - is responsible Vovochka, - which on the one hand
lion's head, and with another - the head of a crocodile.
- This can not be, - says the teacher - if he will
on each side of his head, he can not defecate.
- That's why he is such and evil.
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- What is the ideal weight for a mother in law?
- 2 kg, together with the urn.
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Ment, looking at the ABC:
- So where's the letter of the law?
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... After which the person questioned long and hard fought face to boot
Investigator ...
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On the wall in the psycho hospital drew a motorcycle and jumped on all the psychos
He wanted to jump. And one crazy sat silently on skomeyke. And he
asked:
- Why are you not to jump on a motorcycle? See how your friends jump.
- Let them jump, keys, some of the motorcycle is still with me.
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You know, conceived on the compass mirror?
For what would you could always see someone who got lost!
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There are two friends:
- What are you doing this so lucky?
- Yes, my husband broke his member!
- So why did enjoy that?!
- So it is imposed on him cast! You have no idea what my
Tonight was a thrill!
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- Doctor, I ... like it ... Sidorov. I have ... it ... sclerosis!
- And ... Petrov! Well, with your ... as you said ... diarrhea? - It ...
like it ... an eye specialist!
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- Conductor just because you looked at, like a notice that you
false note taken!
- Nonsense! I looked at him as if I played correctly!
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When a lot of money somehow easier to bear, it is not in their happiness ...

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