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Jokes ... (June 4, 2009 Issue 1)

June 4 2009
05:32

Cinderella was not a ball gown, but the fairy godmother gave her a crystal
shoes and helped get the ball. There Zolushka enchanted prince, danced
with him, but at midnight, running, lost her shoe ...
And she had to remove the second shoe and go home completely
naked!
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Husband and wife lie in bed. She:
- I have a headache so I'm so tired ...
- Look, what do you want, I'll fuck ...
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At the police station. Sergeant:
- Apply if you are a detainee third degree?
Policeman:
- Yes, sir. We write% Dili during each of his questions.
Sergeant:
- Well, as admitted in all?
- Hmmm, not really. All he said was: "Yes, dear" - and
bran.
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For men age comes when the naked woman causes
He did not tremble and shiver.
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At immodest proposal about the guy she broke intima:
- I'm not a street girl! Come into the entrance ...
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Security guard - zeku:
- On the way out - you've got a wife.
- Oh, tell me what I do at home!
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- Dad, in which plants growing beer?
- Beer is not growing, son, extract it!
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Family sits at the table. The little boy turns to his grandfather:
- You're an old fuck, pass me the salt.
- Why are you so rude? - Outraged her grandfather.
- Well, old fuck, tell me, please, salt!
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- What should be done so that morning othodnyaka nebylo? And then tomorrow Affairs
to the throat ...
- Drink more, so othodnyak was in the evening.
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Question:
- How to catch a crocodile with an empty matchbox,
binoculars and tweezers?
Answer:
- We need to look at the crocodile through reversed binoculars, he
will be a small-small. Then it is necessary to take tweezers
and placed in a matchbox.

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