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Jokes ... (October 3, 2009 Issue 2)

October 3 2009
11:38

Vusmert comes home drunk and starts the MP's wife
get a job with a kiss. It - to him:
- Yes, you at least yourself in the mirror saw something?
- Well, I already have and show the mirror?
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Experienced Woodpecker cure Pinocchio from worms.
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The singer Soso Pavliashvili daughter was born!
Yes ... hard to be a girl's life with such a middle name ...
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No no wings. Just die and all.
Caterpillar.
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THIS intellectual, does not mistake: Al Capone Al Pacino, Al
Pacino with "cappuccino", "cappuccino" with the Capuchin, Capuchin with Casanova,
Casanova with the Cosa Nostra, Cosa Nostra Dawn with a goat, a goat with Zorka
Richard Sorge Richard Sorge with Matoy Hari Mata Hari with the Alma Mater, Alma
Mater with the alter ego, alter ego c selfish egotist with the inspectors, WHICH IS ALREADY with nothing to confuse!
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Regular Summer Olympic Games.
Marathon. Third place was occupied by the Germans. They did not pass a drug test, but
team consisted of some people with asthma who need medications and
they score? result. Second place was taken by the Americans with team
TB sick. And the first place got sneaky Jews. Their athletes
rendered to the start in a comatose state, and the whole distance it from the wind
overcome in the ambulance.
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The wife comes to the bathroom without knocking and finds her husband lying in the bathroom
and Masturbates:
- What are you, bastard, doing, and how can I?
- I did ..... , I just was quickly my! "
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If a man considers his binoculars naked women on the beach, it means that he has no home computer with Internet access ...
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Judge:
- Accused. Tell us how you managed to carry off a pass for one of
robbed the apartment TV, Vidic, radio and suitcase from crystal ware.
- I have something to tell, but you still will not work.

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