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August 3 2009

I used to wash the heads of ordinary shampoo and very upset when, after
each washing seen at bottom of the tub a few fallen hair. Then friends
advised me to new miracle shampoo. I have used them
only once, and now I have a tub is always clean and shiny, as well as
my head.
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Call girl on the radio and requested a song for her boyfriend Ally
Pugacheva about a woman whose stuck WINDOWS ... DJ wonders:
- It's what?
- Well ... there ...
- Word-what?
- "Click - and in response to silence, once again I was left alone, a strong woman
cries from WINDOW
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One librarian says to another:
- Listen, let's expel guy who sits behind the last table?
- For what?
- So he's right Jerks in the reading room!
- You fool, you better write down the book he is reading ... We have it on the market for
double the price we sell!
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The inscription on the tomb of a physician

Here lies Dr. Isaac Silberman (1906-1997) and the bottom of the font smaller

And if you need a good dentist, my son, Abram takes every
day from 8 to 17 in my former office B. Ordynka 14

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Pposypaetsya Hottabych with bolshyschego bodynischa. Povsyudy pystye bytylki
pazbposany, head gydit unbearable. He grabs his bopody, but there was no
none volosiny, grabs golovy - she, too bald. Ha gpydi too
pysto, under the arms - all bare. Looks in tpysy and relief:
- A! Ha beer left ...
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PE at the zoo: toxicomaniac Vasya again stole the skunk.
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- Who first found the body without signs of life?
- J.
- Where he was taken?
- As usual: first, to the morgue, then to the detoxification center.
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Local distillery warns:
"Smoking, smoking, and smoking is only dangerous to your health."
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Found drunk in the trash Piglet and Crocodile Gena. Piglet:
- Poor little donkey Eeyore, you're very green! And where are your chydesnye yshi?
Gene (with difficulty razleplyaya eye):
- A-ah! My God! Chebypashka, So why are you so pale, and some bastard
votknyla you in zadnitsy shtopop?
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When I got home, and father to me:
- Smoked?
- No, it was where the smoke.
- Yes, I see - you are sitting where they drank, and lay where sex
engaged ...

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