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July 3 2009

Paris. Traffic light somewhere in the area of the Champs Elysees. Red light. Left lane - the six hundredth Mercedes, and it Izzy. Right - "Peugeot", and it Moishe.
By the roadside - Abram on the bike. Looked around, got to know each other. Incredible joy:
- Hello dear ones! Do you remember the Odessa? Six schools? Oh, how many years ...
- It should be noted! We go into the "Moulin Rouge" - and immediately!
Abram, sadly:
- I'm afraid I have to this pub is not enough money.
- Oh, Abrasha to what these conventions between old friends? Well - there will not be!
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Two men talking in the pub:
- That's my wife and said: "Either I, or vodka!"
- Well, what do you choose?
- Of course, it! Darling ...!
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- Be kind! Excuse me, please! If you do not complicate, not
prompt, where there is this fucking tax inspection?!
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- That's because life has gone! Money to burn!
- Yeah, no chickens or money.
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Kashtanka in the library:
- Give me the book "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
- Her last Mu-Mu took to read.
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- Petrov, what are you doing! Crazy: ppygat without papashyuta?
- What?
- Yes, on the street the rain!
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- Hello, Vasya possible?
- You do not tyda hit.
- Excuse me. I take out ...

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