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Jokes ... (July 3, 2009 Issue 2)

July 3 2009

Congratulations on the radio:
- I congratulate my favorite Tanechka happy birthday, wish her all
everything and ask to put a song for her Arcadia Ukupnik "I'm on to you
never marry. "
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Man asks hotel administrator:
- And who is this lady who had just risen on the third floor?
- Movie star.
- And often, it stops you?
- Quite often. Each honeymoon ...
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In a registry office runs the bride and groom was late for half an hour. They both smile
from ear to ear.
A witness at the hearing to the groom:
- The old man, well, where do you go? Still waiting for you. And why are you shining?
- Listen, she told me a blow job now done! Best blowjob in my life!
At the same time the witness asks the bride:
- Where have you been? And then I realize that you're happy marriage leave,
but to so shine ...
- Oh, you must understand, I'm the last blow job in his life did!
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- A mother and daughter, and look like sisters.
- What a mother so well preserved?
- No, just my daughter so well-worn.
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- What are you, boy?
- The lady sent to know how it feels to your husband.
- Very bad, from minute to minute wait, he died.
- Tell them to wait?
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Husband and wife are suffering from lung ailments. Symptoms completely
the same and to save time, the wife of a doctor. Returns
and cheerfully says:
- Honey, we take.
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Cheeky woman clings to the man on the train.
- Leave me alone - he tells her - first, I was impotent, and secondly -
syphilitic, in the third - going to marry.
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Two women in the house talking.
- What is it you got it stinks so?
- Yes sister naperdela ...
- How so? She is in the works.
- Duc wind something is.
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Asked once Petya Vasily Ivanovich:
- Vasily Ivanovich, the difference between erotica from porn?
- Erotica, Petya, is when you're someone, and porn - is when
you to someone.

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