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Jokes ... (Mar. 3, 2009 Issue 2)

March 3 2009
12:40

Old man comes to the doctor.
- Doctor, look, I had some highlight ...
- Take off your pants. Ta-ha-ak, and long you last had sex was?
- Yes, a week ago.
- Address it remember?
- Yes!
- Faster to her, you cum now!
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A guy at the store buying a cell phone.
Seller:
- This model has set the ringer volume:
"Silent", "at the meeting," the room "," on the street. "
Man:
- A shop in the Chelyabinsk Tractor "is not there?
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The man asked:
- What are the chances that came out on the Nevsky,
you meet a dinosaur?
Man:
- One-billionth.
The woman asked:
- What are the chances that came out on the Nevsky,
you meet a dinosaur?
Woman:
- One second.
- How so? - Ask.
- Well, - he says - or a meeting or not meeting.
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What is truly SCARY WOMAN?
This is when waking up in bed with her (and her head rests
on your hand), you bite off his own arm to escape.
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Man comes to the doctor and yelled:
- That I have the eyes? That I have with the eyes?
Doctor:
- Calm down, you have hemorrhoids.
Man:
- How do hemorrhoids on your face?
Doctor:
- Oh, this person!
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Paradox:
Modern women wear wigs, hair color, place
false eyelashes and nails, make correction and tightening
person, insert a silicone tits ....
And still complain that it is difficult to meet a real man!
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Situation: In the middle of the field lies a man with a bag over his shoulder.
Above it are swarming hordes of flies.
Q: What is in the bag, which is behind a peasant?
Answer: The parachute and not what you think.
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Strength of injection does not affect the quality of offspring.
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He is in the process of intimacy.
He: "Well?"
She: "A trifle, but nice ..."

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