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Jokes ... (Mar. 3, 2009 Issue 1)

March 3 2009
07:36

Man comes to the doctor and says:
- Doctor, my wife spit below the belt to the knees.
Doctor:
- It's perfectly normal, many women spit to his knees.
Man:
- Yes, but above the waist spit something no!
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Ha demonstrations gymnast won Sidopova.
She showed the most ....
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Boxer fiercely dissected gloves air, but could not get
to his opponent.
- Well, what I mean? - He asked a trainer at the end
round.
- If you continue along the same lines - said the coach - he
surely grab a cold ...
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"All the money will not earn ...", - sorry, Bill Gates kept saying,
retirement.
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First date.
He: What is it I?
She: What is it with him?
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At the service station:
- Something in my car does not go.
- Have you been air in the tires changed?
- Well, it should be done?
- What we have here is delivered fresh, Finnish, bottled ...
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- Replace my car oil, filters, pads and girls in the salon ...
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Vovochka comes to the pharmacy:
- Give me a pack of condoms!
- Firstly, it is not for children - is responsible pharmacist - and secondly,
Dad let him come and fetch the desired size.
- Firstly, it is not for children, from children, and secondly, it is not for
Dad and Mom going to the resort, and what sizes are there, it still
do not know ...
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Woman ventured for a repair. Invited a plasterer,
he told her pokleit wallpaper, doors, painted ... In the evening, came my husband,
for the door jambs in the bedroom - no more, smeared paint. Well, the wife
he scandal, the next day calling plastering - say, you
everything is so well done, but could not even for half an hour to go.
He comes, the woman said to him:
- Come into my bedroom, I'll show you where my husband yesterday
hands tricky.
Plasterer:
- Mistress, I do not want to offend you, but I wish you'd just yet
the bottle provided.
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Occur as a two friends:
- Something you are now a pale, and did not look well.
Something happened?
- Yes, you know, I drove to the subway on an escalator, and pondered.
- So what?
- Well and rolled three times.

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