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Jokes ... (Sept. 2, 2009 Issue 3)

September 2 2009
16:11

Judge:
- Sidorov, it turns out you have in the past year, first killed his grandmother?
- Yes it was a first attempt at writing.
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Morning. Dialogue:
- Dad, I'll be late today, I go to a concert.
- Who plays?
- Rammstein!
- The Jew, or what?
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- Do not cry you so! That requested it and brought it! Well I did not know that ladies fingers - it's the grapes!
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In a crowded bus:
- The girls, The girls, ne pressed so close! Wah, wah! Pressed - pressed, press - pressed ...
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One old bachelor all said: "When you bring in a modest house of a good woman?" Once he is just such and led.
- Well, it looked? - He asked the relatives, and then with obvious relief, a good modest woman drove off.
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Ad in the store:
On sale were received:
- Gym shoes (made in Czech Republic);
- Flip-flops (made in Vietnam);
- Burkas shapes (made in Burkina Faso).
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After Bringing a explosives in shoes on U.S. airlines make all remove their shoes and put into the scanner. Now, U.S. customs officials are dreaming, that there be at least one suicide, reported to the 5 th the size of TNT in a bra.
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Western media reports on: Today at the French airport, there was a terrorist attack. Passengers awaited flights have been poisoned by unknown gas emanating from the feet of an Arab terrorist, when the office of Safety has asked him to remove his shoes.
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Maiden resorted to Santa Claus in tears:
- Grandpa, I Nikodym can not orgasm!
- And why, silly!
- Well, how - I neighbor women said they had an orgasm from simply melting!
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For shooting blue fire on RTR was purchased:
- One thousand bottles of champagne
- Two thousand garlands
- Three thousand trees
- One box of matches.

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