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Jokes ... (July 2, 2009 Issue 2)

July 2 2009
11:43

- Ppodavets is that you?
- Myasopubka.
- What's this?
- Ovoschepezka.
- But what is it?
- Kalopifep.
- Lord, anything people do not eat!
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Attending a wedding. In the banquet hall runs the main manager and declares:
- The wedding is canceled - the bride defiled!
Everything started to go home. Ho then reenters the same manager:
- Lord! The wedding will take place! Honor of the bride is restored. Hegodyay
sorry!
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- Why are there so many opponents of human cloning?
- They are just afraid of the first bad experience.
- What other experiences?
- First. To create Eve from Adam's rib.
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The new "black" South African government has developed a program out of the country
Economic Crisis: white will work, and negros to sing songs about
how the white.
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Announcement: "The circus will hire another 10 trapeze artists."
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- Girl, give me your photo
- And why you??
- I collect Pokemon ...
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Kindergarten, the end of the quiet hours. Girl wakes up and sleepily
trying to put on pantyhose. This way and that suffers - it does not work.
That leg is not there zasunet, the pantyhose in a knot twisted itself.
- Well, nothing - says. Sitting all evil, red, wet.
- As a mother says my father at night: "A long, tedious and inconclusive."
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Science News.
Scientists, mathematicians have calculated the specific number in. They added it
to the number pi and go drunk with happiness.
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News of domestic perfume: perfume Panel N5 ".
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Pinocchio came to the synagogue and said:
- Make me sawing ...

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