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Jokes ... (November 1, 2009 Issue 1)

November 1 2009
05:00

- Does it hurt here?
- It hurts.
- And here?
- It hurts.
- And here?
- Ah-ah-ah! More I will not say anything!
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In large companies are telling political jokes. Through the noise and laughter is heard imploring voice:
- "Comrades, comrades! Can not you just be quiet, I'm recording!
- And how you have time? - Asks a neighbor.
- Yes, I so just write down the initials - he waves his hand.
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When y is known chemist Mapkovnikova spposili "So why not pemontipyetsya
koppys ynivepsiteta? "he wrote on a blackboard C10H22 C3H7 Ag and yshel.
A translation: "The Dean of cut sepebpo" ...
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Today the Tax Office took over the gills singer Vitas.
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And in some states for the first time the tale of the commercialism of the younger generation? In the same "Turnip". "The granddaughter of a grandmother ..."
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Ha cup of Nescafe - all your secret thoughts be translated into words.
And a bottle of vodka they prevratyatsya in action!
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The woman has not been able to get married, finally met the man - all is good: and intelligent, and beautiful ... Sitting in a restaurant, he tries to cheer up and says: "Come on, I admire your poetry." She soglashetsya.
It reads:
- Women wear stockings and pantyhose
And are indifferent to the problems of culture.
Twenty percent of them - idiot.
Thirty percent - full of fools.
Forty percent of them - psychopath.
This gives us the sum of ninety.
Ten percent have a balance.
And of these, then select a no-brainer. *
She replied:
- Wear man's mustache and goatee
And discuss any issues.
Twenty percent of them - blue,
Forty percent - fans of vodka,
Thirty percent of them - impotent,
Ten head is not in order.
In sum, this gives us one hundred percent
And have nothing to balance.

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- Just imagine, yesterday during a performance of Othello was carried away and kind strangle Desdemona!
- Ah! And then I talked her into an actress to go!
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- Honey, I like the perfect woman?
- What! You - much more!
- And how much?
- Kilogram to 50 ...

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