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Jokes ... (October 1 2009 issue 2)

October 1 2009
11:27

Construction site. Crane and all as it should. Crane decided to relax after a day right in your cabin. Beauty! Sit, rest: 100 + 200 + 200 + 100 ...
And so good he felt that there was a thought not to go down today, so as not to rise tomorrow. And spent the night ...
MORNING! 8 (up to the crane comes all the filth of the situation, because the tubes are lit, and descend into a state of pure water a suicide ...
Chu ... The yield is found, fluctuating opinion finds on site caretaker. Loud, "Hey, man!" manages to attract the attention of the guard, but ...
Alas, parched throat does not withstand stress, and the voice disappears.
Completely.
So begins the pantomime:
Crane, portraying her fingers walking, whispering: "Go"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, rubbing his fingers, whispering: "Buy"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, showing V, whispers: "Two"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, drawing the silhouette of two hands and whispers: "Bottles"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, blowing imaginary foam, whispers: "Beer"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, snapping his throat and whispers: "Hangover"
Caretaker nods, closes his eyes with both hands, and then opens
them and looks at the crane.
Pantomime continues:
Crane, portraying her fingers walking, whispering: "Go"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, rubbing his fingers, whispering: "Buy"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, showing V, whispers: "Two"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, drawing the silhouette of two hands and whispers: "Bottles"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, blowing imaginary foam, whispers: "Beer"
Caretaker nods.
Crane, snapping his throat and whispers: "Hangover"
Caretaker nods, closes his eyes with both hands, and then opens
them and looks at the crane.
And another and another (those who want / know how to show up to complete exhaustion
listeners)
... Already brutalized crane goes down only because of "sports
anger "ZH8-O
(Same as face to face)
Crane, pantomimiruya no worse than B. Pelsh, whispers: "I asked you.
Go. Buy. Two. Bottle. Beer. Hangover. And you? "
Caretaker: "Yes, everything is clear. I just specified the (two-hand covers his eyes, then opens them) you lighter or darker!"
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Germany. 2041. Patrolled by two police officers. Suddenly they see - well-dressed man lying. Suit, climb into the inside pocket, take out the passport. One friend says:
- Dyvys, Patry, yak funny name - Mueller.
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What is the difference between American and Russian cultures.
American installing on your PC pirated version of the Winds, said to himself:
- I saved on this $ 300.
Russian, installing on your PC pirated version of the Winds, said to himself:
- Another $ 300 is not got a dog, Bill Gates.

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