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Jokes ... (September 1, 2009 Issue 2)

September 1 2009
11:54

A knock at the door. The hostess opens.
- Allow me to offer our services: we turned off the TV.
- Thanks, I do not need ...
- With the fight will be expensive, think about it.
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Another day was a waste of makeup ...
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- Guys, you're from?
- A straight out of the throat and will ...
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Attention! Lost dog, a cocker spaniel. Hashedshego please return the spaniel, or at least a cocker!
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- What you need to do to a woman not giving birth, not a gun shot, dog bite?
- Do not go down.
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How to say idiot's dream: "Hello, John, Joe, I'm true!"
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- Excuse me, but as a father to you?
- Ivanovic, but why is that?
- Yes, you know, for my mother - on people uncomfortable ...
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Why when people say about us: so the muzzle Zhydivsky, but about nix: Caucasian persons nationality?
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Doorbell. On the threshold of Santa Claus. The little boy gleefully shouted:
- Hello Grandfather Frost! You gifts ...
- Do not Trundy, kid! Corkscrew is?
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A Georgian girl:
- Snymy blouse - 100 rubley ladies!
- Tapir take off her skirt - 1000 rubley ladies!
- At tabe 10000 rubley! Come out and visit atsuda abratna what radyla mate!
...
- I told you what mate radyla!
- I was born in a shirt!
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Weather has performed an illegal operation and will cover Africa with snow ...

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