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Jokes ... (September 1, 2009 Issue 1)

September 1 2009
05:48

In the clinic, after the morning round:
- Doctor, Doctor ... Sorry, I did not hear, as you said ..
Me to someone ... an ophthalmologist or the anesthesiologist?
- By eftanaziologu, darling, to eftanaziologu ...
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Last night on the street. Fintiflyushkina hooligans attacked the girl Masha K.
and tried to rob her most precious thing she has. But there it was! The most expensive Masha prudently left the day before at the apartment of his friend Vitalik Sh
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In St. Petersburg in the contest of photographs on the theme of "Gulf of Finland won the picture, which depicts a Finn, standing on Nevsky Prospekt and drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Speak two programmers:
- Seems to have been yesterday's presentation, and there ... And brandy, and viskarek, and vodka! Half an hour later - have none, and on the tables - not diminish, just a shame. Well, I'm not confused, I went to the toilet, pobleval good - and went!
- That's my CTRL + ALT + DEL always helps ...
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- Why Themis eyes bandaged?
- To see how to give a paw!
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Jew asks another Jew:
- Do not forget that 100 bucks he owes me?
- Yes that you! Until the end of his days will be remembered!
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- What would happen if the secretary gets pregnant from the CEO?
- She would have a secretary general.
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A man returned from a tourist trip to Italy, and shows photos of his wife. Seeing the photograph of the Leaning Tower, the wife says:
- I knew it - you and get drunk there, you beast!
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In a Finnish village came a new priest and decided to get acquainted with his parishioners, who personally visited the homes of everyone. So he knocks on the door of the peasant Jussi. From behind the door, heard his wife's voice Jussi:
- That you, my angel?
The priest a little taken aback, but answered:
- No, but I'm from the same firm.
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The young hacker ask:
- Maxim, what you like, except computers and women?
- What? Girls and calculators.

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