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Jokes ... (July 1, 2009 Issue 2)

July 1 2009
11:36

Bill Gates is funding the expedition to the South Pole.
The purpose of the expedition - the mass extermination of penguins ...
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An old Jewish man says to his wife:
- Sarah, do you know if anyone of us will die,
I will probably leave for Israel ...
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Forty-five woman berry again!
Yes, but not all the same like dried fruit.
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Lie on a bed a man with a woman, the man makes a woman a blowjob, all of them
well, buzz, only one problem - it monthly. Then the bell rings
at the door, the man jumps up and runs downstairs. Opens, and then each
worth it. He he:
- Hello ... Oh! And Che is in your mouth in the blood?
- Yes it is, I ran to open the door, tripped and hit!
- And why the chin in shit?
- So after the toilet ...
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And yet there are such brave girls here, which may suit
and straight into the eyes, said: "schA like ladies!"
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- What are you so sad?
- Yes, yesterday bought the Bucks and no money left.
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- Hy and namychilsya I - shared a boy with his dpyzyami. - First
stenokapdiya then ateposklepoz. Only sp.pava with it - psopiaz. A
Then followed all sorts of injections, and dovepshenie to vsemy for tonsillitis
followed by appendectomy.
- From yma go! and how do you vykapabkalsya? - Posochyvstvovali dpyzya.
- I do not know - the boy replied. - This tpydnogo dictation y me yet
never was.
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Kolkhoz chairman, proudly shows its economy to foreign
correspondent:
- Our farm is equipped with the latest technology!
- Yes, it seems. This technique has long said its last word.
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The husband asked his wife:
- You that, today, the chief called on the carpet?
- Yes. And how did you guess?
- And you have a pattern imprinted on the back.
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A man sleeps at home. Suddenly, at two o'clock the bell rang on the phone.
- It's tax police.
A guy says:
- Yes, I have all taxes paid.
- Well, then sleep well!

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