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Jokes ... (June 1, 2009 Issue 1)

June 1 2009
05:52

When a man and a woman are alone together, she thinks: "Finally, we
together "and he:" At last we are alone! "
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A guy comes home from work. It meets a joyful wife and says:
- Honey, do you imagine, today, our baby said her first word!
- Yes? How cool! And what did he say?
- You'll be very happy: he said the word "Dad."
- Seriously? And how did this happen?
- He said this when we were in a zoo cage with a gorilla.
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A man in a parking smashed against a post left wing, then brought
machine in the car wash. A few days later he picks her, but here
bad luck: on the way home, he breaks into a tree right wing.
- As for me, tomorrow will look auto service workers? - He says his wife.
Wife, sympathetically:
- Do not worry, you can tell them what it is I crumpled fender.
- And what I told them you think, "said the first time?
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Wife to her husband:
- That makes you hate all of my relatives!
- Nothing of the sort, I love them very much. Here's proof - I love
YOUR mother in law is much stronger than my wife's mother.
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Phone call in the night:
- If you immediately turn off the music, I'll call the police!
- Do not like it, move to another street.
- I'm actually from another area calling!
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Childhood I had a hard ...
Up to 5 years, I thought that my name is ... SHUT UP ...
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- Why am I so full, doctor? - Asks the patient.
- You have a body of excess fluid, monsieur.
- And I thought I was so little drink ... Okay, now I will not put ice
in temples.
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Citizen Simonenko served in the colony for nearly three years,
and did not have time to mend - to prevent the amnesty.
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House Call Santa! Call our phone and you immediately
shut off heat!
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- Well, how are you? As always?
- Yes ... I ALL YES.

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