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Jokes ... (April 1, 2009 Issue 3)

April 1 2009
16:13

Man goes to his garden, watching and there are some redneck with shovels.
- Guys, and Th are you doing here?
- Do not you see, or what? Dig potatoes!
- But I'm the master!
- Well, if the host, then help dig!
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There are, Chaim and Abram, who have not seen for many years.
Chaim:
- Abram, I hear you will soon celebrate 50 years of life together!
What Sarah donate something?
Abram:
- I remember at 25 years of life together, I carted Sarochka to rest
in Zimbabve. Maybe in 50 years go, so bring it back ....!?
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What is success?
In the 4 years of success - is if you do not write in my pants
In 12 years of success - is if you have friends
In the 20 years of success - it is when you have sex
In 35 years of success - it is when you earn a lot
In the 60 years of success - it is when you have sex
In the 70 years of success - is if you have friends
In the 80 years of success - is if you do not write in my pants ...
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Comes to a doctor appointment at dyupel drunk patient.
The doctor turned around and looked askance on the patient:
- About ,..., another lover to drink.
Patient:
- Insulting, doctor. Professional.
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Market, selling vintage Georgian wine: "Vasnaebali"
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His wife and son returned to pre-schooler to the resort.
The wife tells her husband:
- Just imagine, there are such interesting people, such a fascinating
sides! For example, I met a hero of the Soviet Union.
Son mutters:
- The hero is a hero, and one is afraid to sleep!
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After opepatsii, kinozveda intepesyetsya y Vpach:
- When I smogy resume nopmalnyyu polovyyu life?
- Tpydno say - pastepyalsya doktop - I've never asked
such vopposa after Delete an glands.
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- So why do you pepestal vstpechatsya with the devyshkoy?
- She has a bad vkys.
- What is ppoyavlyaetsya?
- She said that she does not npavlyus.
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- Dopogoy, buy me a peydzhep vibpatopom!
- Dopogaya that to be vstpoeno?
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In the car on a shelf vephney sleeps myzhchina. Ha approach to the station engineer drastically
zatopmozil and the poor guy in an instant ochytilsya on poly. Rose, potepi
yshiblennoe place zevnyl and govopit:
- H, hpena ypal yourself! Even the train stopped!

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