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Jokes ... (April 1, 2009 Issue 1)
April 1 2010
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Jokes ... (April 1, 2009 Issue 1)
Comes in the slammer guy and requests a meeting with thief who robs the eve of his apartment. Guard: - Why is it you in court with him and see! Man:
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How to drink alcoholic beverages, and other hilarious things
December 14 2009
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How to drink alcoholic beverages, and other hilarious things
Chukchi called a prostitute and offers to have sex sable coat. Prostitute agreed. Do business, gives her a fur coat. She was delighted, "says - The Chukchi, and come again. Chukchi agreed. After the second time took a fur coat. "When I wanted to - I'll let coat. When you wanted - you...
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 3)
November 30 2009
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 3)
Fortune Teller - the client. - I see you have a bright future ... High post ... You will quickly climb the stairs ... I see you in brilliant form ... Client: - This is what I know. I'm a fireman.
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 2)
November 30 2009
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 2) Led by two wino on the street and suddenly find the road 100-dollar bill. They began to think about how to split the money. One offers: - Let's buy a dollar of bread, but on everything else - vodka. - And why do we need so much bread? More...
Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 1)
November 30 2009
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Jokes ... (November 30, 2009 Issue 1) Operate on a patient. Only opened the abdominal cavity, as in the operating physician runs and cries: - Stop! The patient has only now been revealed serious contraindications to surgery! - What? - The Bank does not accept his check because his account is empty! More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 3)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 3) A man creep up home well after midnight. Let's wife screaming: - Oh, you bastard! You promised me that your foot will never again set foot in that damn bar! - I kept my promise: there I crawled on all fours, and carried me back. More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 2)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 2) - Me Please 38, No 39 cherries. - You sausage department? - Yes, why? - There salesman crazy. More...
Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 1)
November 29 2009
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Jokes ... (November 29, 2009 Issue 1) Evening. Eunuch in a harem tidies her small business: - So ... aha ... Emir yesterday fucking wives No. 4, 12, 18, 23, 25, 40. So, okay, Sportloto filled ... More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 3)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 3) Met two of them: - Well there is our Kolyan doing? - Why, bad luck! Podzaletel on drunk for 5 years! - What do you mean? " Just because a human life began! - Yes, a child 2 years! - A child, for what? " More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 2)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 2) Homeless person comes to the lost and found. - Purse chance no one would bring? - What is the sum? - Well, a hundred and a half I will arrange. More...
Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 1)
November 28 2009
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Jokes ... (November 28, 2009 Issue 1) The park sits an elegant man in a suit and tie, glasses on his nose, and greedily eat a sandwich. Above him a bitch sit two sparrows and reason. One says: More...
Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 3)
November 27 2009
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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 3) Accountant comes to the doctor complaining of insomnia. Doctor: - And you try to take the sheep. - Yes, I already tried several times, but I'm always at the same time make a mistake, and I then have 3:00 to find it! More...
Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 2)
November 27 2009
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Jokes ... (November 27, 2009 Issue 2) - Why some men proebyvayut money in a casino? - Because they are not able to do it in the literal sense. More...
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